The nastiest drivers are in Virginia, second only to NC
The best Coffee is always in Truck Stops
They do not use milk in their coffee south of the
Mason/Dixon line – they use cream, Parmalat or half/half.
If it looks like the Bates Motel, it probably is…
Billboards will tell you everything you need to know about a
city or town
The roadkill down south is grosser than in the north, I
mean it’s like the deer “EXPLODE” on impact.
Be careful who you yell at, everyone is packing.
It costs about 20 bucks to get out of NJ, MD and DE after
that it’s free sailing.
Waffle House is a staple food.
Everything is fried – breakfast, lunch and dinner, all day, every
day – except peanuts, they boil them.
Boiled Peanuts – YUCK
There’s no such thing as “instant” grits down south (I love
me some grits!)
There really is such a thing as Southern Hospitality; mostly
everyone is very pleasant, except when they are behind the wheel of a car!
Even if you have a GPS, bring a map it’s good to know where
you are actually going!
Have fun on your travels! And stay away
from them Bates Motels!
