A few observations and tips on surviving a global pandemic.
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- Be prepared BEFORE the shit hits the fan!
- Don't watch the news 24/7, it will drive you mad.
- Don't get your information off of Facebook, it will drive you mad.
- Don't hoard, everyone is in the same boat as you.
- Take what you need and leave the rest for someone else (TWD)
- Everyone is scared, whether they admit it or not so don't be a jerk.
- Don't tell people who are still working, risking their lives every day, so you can hoard toilet paper, that they are lucky they are still working.
- If you are still working, don't brag about it, people are hurting and feel bad enough with the uncertain future.
- Don't be rude, there is really no need for an attitude.
- Don't go out if you do not have to. Yes, we are all bored, deal with it, read a book, start a journal.
- If you must go out, go out early and be quick about it.
- When you go food shopping, make your selection with your eyes and only touch what you will be buying.
- Do NOT fondle the grapes, tomatoes or any fresh fruits or veggies!!! (Thanks to Jeff LOL)
- Do not blame the grocery store employees for the empty shelves, if it were not for them still working, you wouldn't have that tasty cake in your hand so STFU.
- Enjoy the time with your family, you made them, now you have to deal with them.
- Divorce at this time is NOT an option
- Use your imagination to find things to do.
- Clean your attic, garage, spare room.
- If you cant afford the tip for your food delivery, get your lazy ass up and go pick it up. 15% minimum tip for delivery!
- Do not judge people or berate them because they are wearing masks and gloves. You don't know what their health situation is.
I hope you find these tips fun and useful.
Until next time on "as the world goes to shit" I'm signing off now 😁
