Tuesday, June 6, 2017

50 Things That Really Piss Me Off

  1. People that do not stop at stop signs, no, slowing down is NOT stopping.
  2. People that walk behind your car when you are trying to pull out of a parking space, are they retarded?
  3. People who stop more than one car length from the car in front of them at stop lights/signs,  or in traffic, what is that about?
  4. People who pull into traffic and then slow down, are they trying to cause accidents?
  5. People that park on the line of a parking space, so that the next space is too small to fit in.
  6. People that are way too aggressive in their driving habits.
  7. People with huge gas guzzling, FU mobiles that think because they can drive over bumps without feeling them everyone else can too!
  8. People with huge gas guzzling, FU mobiles that act like that are carrying around dynamite when they go over bumps.
  9. People that cut corners instead of actually making the turn.
  10. People with huge gas guzzling FU mobiles
  11. People that drive BMWs, Lexus’s, and Mercedes all SUCK at driving.
  12. People who are too busy talking on their cell phones to pay attention to the road – see # 11 – it’s usually them.
  13. People that speed up when you are trying to change lanes or pull into traffic, were you born an asshole?
  14. People with bumper stickers on their cars, the more there are, the worst they are at driving.
  15. People that do not understand what a 4-way or 3-way stop is.
  16. People that do not understand what Yield means.
  17. People that walk in the street, not on the sidewalk.
  18. People that do not say “please”, “thank you” or “EXCUSE ME”.
  19. People that talk loudly on their cell phones in public.
  20. People that talk on their cell phones when they are in line at the supermarket, really? Can't it wait?
  21. People that run into you with their shopping carts then look at you like YOU did something wrong to them.
  22. Bus Drivers
  23. Taxi Drivers
  24. People that race with their shopping basket so that they can get in front of you in line.
  25. People that only speak American when there is money involved.
  26. People that refuse to learn to speak American while living in the United States.
  27. Illegal Aliens
  28. Politicians
  29. The fact that Politicians REFUSE to make a national language – American!
  30. People that think they know everything!
  31. Doctors that think they are Gods
  32. Most lawyers – not mine!
  33. Being the last person to know
  34. Having to stick myself 4 times a day or more - (not anymore!)
  35. Having to tell people how to do their jobs - all of the time!
  36. Having to do other people’s jobs because they are too stupid to do it themselves.
  37. People that call you over and over and over again to sell you something you don’t really want or need.
  38. Insurance Companies and Pharmaceutical companies
  39. When a person refuses to take “no” as an answer
  40. People that pay lip service to their religion.
  41. People that preach.
  42. People that lie, cheat and steal.
  43. People that will allow their Constitutional rights to be whittled away all in the name of terrorism.
  44. People that do not use their blinkers.
  45. People that coast through stop signs.
  46. People that are too arrogant to think that they couldn't learn something if they would just shut up and listen to others!
  47. Having to ask the same question over and over and never really getting an answer.
  48. Being ignored when I am speaking.
  49. People that don’t flush at work.
  50. People that always think they have the right of way even when they don’t!